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saw this on Facebook and thought "wow that's pretty helpful I'm going to share it on tumblr, i'll just crop off the thing about the tick that got left out" but then I read the comments and decided I had to share those too because same

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yellow poplar weevil (not a tick) :)

group gentle weeping begins in 6 beautiful minutes

I was making coffee and I heard a "mpeep" behind me so I turn around an on my kitchen floor sits Kotelet, the tiny stray that visits me every day, and to her side sits a big fat house spider, you know the one that gets stuck in your bath.

So I go "Hey ehh, you brought a buddy?" and she looks down at the spider and swallows it in one go -legs and everything- and looks back at me with these cute big eyes

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Couldn't get the image out of my head

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CRIME SCENE

grain guy but he doesnt explode

Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man! Fuck man!

It’s like Natasha Bedingfield said… release your inner bitches or whatever.

Who the FUCK decided that insurance companies get to decide what’s medically necessary????????

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ok fine ill stop bullying him for one day

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Wii Sports soundtrack on white vinyl

WRONG thats a big wii game for the big wii

organic 

what if i blazed this post fucked, not so organic anymore is it?

get fucked yellow rat

the blaze campaign is pending dialog, i have blazed pukichos post

You RUINED the post. Now fandom tumblr is seeing it. It’s ROTTEN.

did u know u can pet me and call me cute

you will experience the funny surprise I do!

it appears you pet me!

bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you

me: so..... see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

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